Things you do that nobody knows about.

[canibus]

okay well i love the smell of Gasoline.

i have to be nude to take a shit (only in my home)

[Kamui]

Whenever I'm alone, I'm always talking to myself, as in constantly.

[Mofogo]

I fart on my dog at my convenience.

[SicktistiK]

I was the one who kicked down my garage door in a fit of anger, not some prankster.

I was the one who broke my coffee table in a fit of anger, not by tripping on it in the dark, (I had to destroy it, I had stabbed it at least 30 times with a screw-driver.)

When no one else is in the car, I like to pretend there is a bomb under my car, like the movie Speed, and I cannot go below 50. I've found it easier to play in the late night/early morning hours.

I almost always sit to piss in my house.

Sometimes I black-out for 10-20 minutes. Although saying black out might be misleading, as I simply snap back from nothing, and I have no recollection of how I spent the last 10-20 minutes, even if I was doing something productive, like driving. For example, I'll be driving around, let's say to meet someone somewhere, and sometime in that drive, I'll drift off mentally and snap back to find myself pulling into my old high school parking lot, when I have absolutely no reason to be there. Other times it could be a Denny's, Borders, McDonald's, Blockbuster, etc.

Whenever I am bored, I end up making a movie in my head. It always starts as a scene. I'll complete one full scene in my head, and then I'll work around it, usually moving forward towards the end before I make back around and mentally complete the beginning. I attach faces to my characters, I visually imagine all of the props in the scene, along with film effects such as bleaching, etc. I usually lose interest after 20+ hours of thought put into it. But sometimes I hit gold and finish a movie from start to finish in my head. So far I have 3 movies in my head that I can completely visualize and play mentally whenever I want to. One of them being an adaptation of Steve Perry's Earth Hive book.

[wHoamax]

Occasionally I'm self conscious of what I listen to and I often feel better when I listen to an album or artist that's well respected which is terribly sad.

[Flight]

Once my parents are out of the house, walk around naked and randomly sing :S

[canibus]

im self conscious at times but try to not let anyone no.

[Nick]

I really enjoy the smell of exhaust and gasoline. Reminds me of simpler times.

I sometimes contemplate swerving into the other lane of oncoming traffic. Or imagine the outcome of doing so.

I can't flush my toilet while my bath/shower is running. So if I go before the shower or bath...I leave the piss in there until I am done. Poo goes down always, I just wait for the water to stop running in the toilet before I turn on my shower.

I daze off into my own little world sometimes, kind of like Sicktistik up there. I just won't remember what I had for the last ten mins. or so when I wonder off in my head.

I laugh at fat people.

I secretly hope that kids riding down the sidewalk on a skateboard or a bike or a scooter or rollerblades would just eat shit while I am driving by. (it has happened 5 times now. I laughed hysterically every time.)

I enjoy being naked, so when I am alone I tromp around my house and property in the nude.

I know I have more in here somewhere, I will edit if I think of anything else corky that I do.

[FPS GLIMMER]

I judge people right away when i see them
Everytime i meet a fat women i think of terrible things to call them
I always fall asleep listening to enya or anything soothing
I hate sleeping by mself
I sleep with the light on
Sometimes when im really tired i literally see things that are terrible gruesome and i dont understand how i could of thought of something so aweful
For some reason i hate highschoolers

[Shif7eh]

I finger my dick hole.

While in highschool, I would look around and try to find a girl with her thong popping out. I always saw one, no matter what class I was in.

^ I would get a boner because of it.

I sit down when I need to take a piss.

Always, when I play Halo till the late night and I need to take a piss I just open the front door and piss on the ferns.